Hair on Fire
This is my 100th Wilberg Community Planning blog post. So I figured it needed to be really good. Deeply meaningful. Something people will print out and carry in their wallets.
But it’s not going to be because what I’m thinking about is ‘hair on fire.’ Hair on fire, to me, is about professional hysteria. It’s about people who should know better going around the bend about a problem – usually before they have all the facts, before they’ve talked to anyone, and before they’ve taken 30 seconds to reason things out. Hair on fire people (HOFP) can generate a lot of upsetness and take up a lot of time.
Here are 5 ways you can tell if
you’re a HOFP:
1. You can’t wait to tell people about a problem and when you do, you make it just a titch bigger than it was when you first discovered it. A big part of ‘hair on fire’ is thinking you have to be Paul Revere, that you have to get on your horse and start tearing through town spreading the news before anyone else.
2. You want to make the problem so important and world-changing that it requires a whole group to solve it. ‘Hair on fire’ is no fun all by your lonesome. You really need a circle of nodding heads and at least one or two people whose reactions will be more extreme than yours so you look like a moderate.
3. You think that the distance between the situation and the end of the world is less than 5 yards. When your hair’s on fire, you are convinced that the worst case scenario is staring you in the face. And you kind of like that idea.
4. You keep gathering evidence to stoke the fire. When you’ve got that ‘hair on fire’ thing going, everything seems to be related to your problem. You get gum on your shoe and you find a way to connect it to your calamity.
5. The problem turns out to be nothing. Eventually, even if you can’t because you’re a HOFP, someone will take a deep breath and figure out that the tornado actually isn’t headed this way and besides that, it’s petered out to a strong wind. It’s sad not to have a crisis but 99% of the time, there’s no crisis. No reason for hair on fire. Demoralizing for the HOFP.
The whole ‘hair on fire’ thing would just be entertainment for a group if it didn’t take up so much time and often have repercussions way beyond the moment. When people buy into the panic, they do extreme and often dumb stuff they wouldn’t otherwise do. Sometimes, they end up paying for it for a long time.
Know any HOFP? Give them my 100th blog post to carry in their wallet.




